Tea & Crumpets

Known Information
Tea & Crumpets is a successful SEXZ agent and Jackanape. He appears in the film Secret Agents Could Die to assist in the evacuation of Squad Corona. Sadly, the only member that survived the battle against The Nebulizer was Agent Mac OS. Tea & Crumpets is a former member of the secret British movement called "Guy Fucks" of which he championed before he joined the international unit of SEXZ. He loves his signature weapon the good ol' FN SCAR and while firing it he's known to say "Take this ya faffin cock-womblers!". His backstory is unknown but he is consistently loyal to everything that SEXZ stands for. Currently his status in the world is unknown but it is speculated that he is alive and he is also a survivor of the destruction of SEXZ in the Jusee Lore/Canon.

Agent Tea & Crumpets is played by Micheal Wisner.

Did You Know?

 * Tea & Crumpets supports Brexit.
 * Tea & Crumpets is biologically related to Winnie the Pooh.
 * Tea & Crumpets had brief romantic relationship with Mac OS in the academy. Nothing sexual though, because that's gay.
 * Tea & Crumpets has always wanted to climb Big Ben.