The Wonder Years Guy

Biography
The Wonder Years Guy is an annoying character that was part of the very first Batsu game known as "Batsu Game 2k14 (Egg Abomination+Fireworks)". He is originally from Jacksonville, Florida but left his hometown because a La Dispute song told him too. The Wonder Years Guy was surprisingly good at the game and only lost Round 4 and had many Roman Candles fired at him. He was always willing to face this threat for he believed that the power of pop punk would always protect him. This character was present for the battle with Jams Dimarco but was killed during the fighting. Jams Dimarco told him that pop goes punk is a shitty album and that he needs to grow the fuck up. This act alone destroyed him and he was instantly killed. After the epic battle his remains were carefully buried next to My Chemical Romance's music career. He wasn't missed, much like Vans Warped Tour. The Wonder Years Guy was played by Michael Wisner.

Did You Know?

 * The Wonder Years Guy knows every word to Evanescence's hit song "Going Under".
 * The Wonder Years Guy loves Tumblr.
 * The Wonder Years Guy is vegan.
 * The Wonder Years Guy only shops at Spencers and Hot Topic.