Wells Fargo of Chud

""

Biography
Wells-Fargo was born in a log cabin situated between the lands of Chud and Anal Land into a poor family of cannibals. His true face has never been seen by anyone but his unknown wife. Even though his upbringing was controversial, he had a love for politics and quickly became the country's elected president. Sadly, Wells-Fargo was the last president of Chud since midway through his term he was kidnapped and nebulized by The Nebulizer. After the failure of Operation God's Will by SEXZ Squad Corona his body was never found and the Democratic Party of Chud was overthrown by rebel factions, ending the peaceful reign of democracy and safety in the vast country of Chud.

Political Career
Wells-Fargo began as a member of the Democratic Party of Chud and quickly climbed through the ranks believing in the equal representation of all citizens in Chud, including fish. Wells-Fargo was known as a charismatic beacon of freedom to his people. Four years before the events of the "Secret Agents Could Die" movie he became the 69th President of Chud. His policies including the banning of lemons, boosts to educational funding, and the creation of new programs to help sexual poverty among the people. Wells-Fargo's regime was respected by the United States and many other democratic countries. Even though he worked to politically stabilize the country, SEXZ always had his country under their radar. His career was cut short by his death to a rogue mercenary known as The Nebulizer.

Death
Wells-Fargo, The 69th president of Chud was brutally kidnapped and murdered by The Nebulizer. SEXZ sent Squad Corona to rescue him but unfortunately they were too late and Agent Mac OS was the only survivor and confirmed that he was told by Agent Sexy Back that President Wells Fargo was dead and had been nebulized. Chud was politically dependent on his leadership and due to his death went immediately into a civil war between the democratic government and the rebels in the southern jungles of the country led by a vicious man named General Baked. His remains were never found and a funeral was briefly held in the nations capital before the city was taken by massive amounts of rebels and drug addicts. President Wells-Fargo's death begins a dangerous and evil era in Chud's history as a country.

Did you know

 * President Wells Fargo tried to sacrifice his wife in order to save himself.
 * President Wells Fargo doesn't believe in Aliens.
 * President Wells Fargo drives on the left side of the road.