"Mitt Romney"

Biography
"Mitt Romney" is a spectral character that first appears in the short video "Unholy Chicken Abomination - A Chin Chin Sacrifice". He lives in the darkness and only comes out to terrorize the living, peanuts, and real estate agents. He has a deep appreciation for the dark arts and failed political campaign ads. His love of darkness is the reason he assisted the group of Batsu game players sacrifice the unholy chicken wings for the lord Chin Chin in the first place. They burned the shitty wings so well that he decided not to horrifically rape them and go his own way, just like the famous Fleetwood Mac song has always told him to. "Mitt Romney" is also a powerful Incubus who runs his own ghost cult known as the "Republican Ghosts". They love to torture the living and liberals. During one of his night raids on the humans of Florida, "Mitt Romney" witnessed his first true Batsu Game and has had a respect for it's players ever since. He even went as far as to assist them during the last great battle with Jams Dimarco.

Although "Mitt Romney" was a stubborn demon, he finally met his match and was cast off into the Gay Dimension and killed by Jams personally. The Batsu Game players avenged his loss by defeating Jams Dimarco and mourned "Mitt Romney's" brave sacrifice with giant "I voted" stickers. Many lessons can be learned from him but the most important one was a direct quote from the ghost host himself; "You can't spell grape without rape."

"Mitt Romney" was played by Shaun Almada.

Did You Know?

 * "Mitt Romney" is the 999th happy haunt.
 * "Mitt Romney" can't spell "Mississippi".
 * "Mitt Romney" has personally met Zak Bagans.
 * "Mitt Romney" loves VeggieTales.
 * "Mitt Romney" doesn't use napkins when he eats dinner.