Salesman Man

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Salesman Man is a character that appears in the video "Batsu Game 2k14 II: Please End My Misery". Salesman Man has a passion for commerce and loves to sell Fez hats and Heroine to his fellow Batsu game friends. He also enjoys the Batsu Games themselves and strongly embraces the game's rules and customs. He got through Round 1 safely but lost during Round 3 and was forced to beat Moeshit with a dead fish. Salesman Man enjoyed doing this even though he was just a simple salesmen. He also survived Round 3 but had to change his outfit and become his Arabian persona to participate in Round 5. That round went easy for him but he did lose Round 6/The Final Round and had to drink a Century Egg Milkshake. This event made him very sick and caused great everlasting suffering.

Salesman Man heroically fought in the great battle between the Batsu Game Players and Jams Dimarco. Sadly, during this struggle he was killed by Jams Dimarco and his minions. His fellow players avenged his death but were shaken by his, and others' violent deaths. Salesman Man was mourned by his surviving friends and his remains were flown to Libya and blown up ceremoniously in his hometown of Benghazi.

Salesman Man was played by Timothy Vlangas

Did You Know?

 * Salesman Man's dreamed of going to Walt Disney World.
 * Salesman Man isn't allowed on most airlines.
 * Salesman Man would sell you anything for the right price.
 * Salesman Man is afraid of oranges.
 * Salesman Man can sometimes be considered a dirty hippie.